They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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