You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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