She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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