Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
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