I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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