ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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