I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
i opened the door and you were passed out on my doorstep wearing ugly shorts and cuddling a pinnapple, i dont know what happened to you.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
