VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Shame - the story of my life.
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