i wish semen tasted like chocolate
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
