Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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