i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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