He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Randomize
