Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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