That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I want to walk on stilts...naked
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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