YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
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