My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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