There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I accidentally KO'd a baby in the airport. Thought you should know.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
You can make out without kissing
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