New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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