What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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