I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
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