It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
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