soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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