My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
