What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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