why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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