Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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