You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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