What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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