dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
My pussy is not your playground.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
