Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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