hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I would ride that face into the sunset
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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