do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
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