i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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