what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
this must be what syphilis tastes like
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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