I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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