The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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