i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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