I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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