how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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