Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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