I wannas sexs uuuuu
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
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