Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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