After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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