All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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