I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
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