went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize
