Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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