Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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