Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
Randomize
