He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
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