The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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