I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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