What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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