used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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