We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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