i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Randomize
