I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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