their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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